Ily my drunk band of misfits
do you know how long i have waited for this gif
i love sleeping to avoid problems
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Learning how much patience my housemate really has. Note: it’s only the tenth
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.